Thursday, December 24, 2009

Radio Free Burrito #16

Hey folks ,

Merry Christmas and Happy holidays to you all! I hope everyone enjoys your time with your loved ones this year .

Here is a podcast recorded by our buddy Wil Wheaton about Christmas time .

Enjoy!

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/files/016_rfb.mp3

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

The Definitive Star Trek Guide List

ENT: "Broken Bow"

ENT: "Fight or Flight"

ENT: "Strange New World"

ENT: "Unexpected"

ENT: "Terra Nova"

ENT: "The Andorian Incident"

ENT: "Breaking the Ice"

ENT: "Civilization"

ENT: "Fortunate Son"

ENT: "Silent Enemy"

ENT: "Cold Front"

ENT: "Dear Doctor"

ENT: "Shadows of P'Jem"

ENT: "Sleeping Dogs"

ENT: "Shuttlepod One"

ENT: "Fusion"

ENT: "Rogue Planet"

ENT: "Acquisition"

ENT: "Oasis"

ENT: "Detained"

ENT: "Vox Sola"

ENT: "Fallen Hero"

ENT: "Desert Crossing"

ENT: "Two Days and Two Nights"

ENT: "Shockwave"

ENT: "Shockwave, Part II"

ENT: "Carbon Creek"

ENT: "Minefield"

ENT: "Dead Stop"

ENT: "A Night in Sickbay"

ENT: "Marauders"

ENT: "The Seventh"

ENT: "The Communicator"

ENT: "Singularity"

ENT: "Vanishing Point"

ENT: "Precious Cargo"

ENT: "The Catwalk"

ENT: "Dawn"

ENT: "Stigma"

ENT: "Cease Fire"

ENT: "Future Tense"

ENT: "Canamar"

ENT: "The Crossing"

ENT: "Judgment"

ENT: "Horizon"

ENT: "The Breach"

ENT: "Cogenitor"

ENT: "Regeneration"

ENT: "First Flight"

ENT: "Bounty"

ENT: "The Expanse"

ENT: "The Xindi"

ENT: "Anomaly"

ENT: "Extinction"

ENT: "Rajiin"

ENT: "Impulse"

ENT: "Exile"

ENT: "The Shipment"

ENT: "Twilight"

ENT: "North Star"

ENT: "Similitude"

ENT: "Carpenter Street"

ENT: "Chosen Realm"

ENT: "Proving Ground"

ENT: "Stratagem"

ENT: "Harbinger"

ENT: "Hatchery"

ENT: "Doctor's Orders"

ENT: "Azati Prime"

ENT: "Damage"

ENT: "The Forgotten"

ENT: "E²"

ENT: "The Council"

ENT: "Countdown"

ENT: "Zero Hour"

ENT: "Storm Front, Part II"

ENT: "Home"

ENT: "Borderland"

ENT: "Cold Station 12"

ENT: "The Augments"

ENT: "The Forge"

ENT: "Awakening"

ENT: "Kir'Shara"

ENT: "Daedalus"

ENT: "Observer Effect"

ENT: “Babel One”

ENT: “United”

ENT: “The Aener”

ENT: “Affliction”

ENT: “Divergence”

ENT: "Bound”

ENT: “In a Mirror, Darkly”

ENT: “In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II”

ENT: “Demons”

ENT: “Terra Prime”

ENT: “These Are the Voyages…”

Star Trek (2009)

Star Trek (2012-Untitled)

Star Trek (2015-Untitled)

TOS: “The Cage”

TOS: “Where No Man Has Gone Before”

TOS: “The Corbomite Maneuver”

TOS: “Mudd’s Women”

TOS: “The Enemy Within”

TOS: “The Man Trap”

TOS: “The Naked Time”

TOS: “Charlie X”

TOS: “Balance of Terror”

TOS: “What Are Little Girls Made Of?”

TOS: “Dagger of the Mind”

TOS: “Miri”

TOS: “The Conscience of the King

TOS: “The Galileo Seven”

TOS: “Court Martial”

TOS: “The Menagerie, Part I”

TOS: “The Menagerie, Part II”

TOS: “Shore Leave”

TOS: “The Squire of Gothos”

TOS: “Arena”

TOS: “The Alternative Factor”

TOS: “Tomorrow is Yesterday”

TOS: “The Return of the Archons”

TOS: “A Taste of Armageddon”

TOS: “Space Seed”

TOS: “This Side of Paradise”

TOS: “The Devil in the Dark”

TOS: “Errand of Mercy”

TOS: “The City on the Edge of Forever”

TOS: “Operation – Annihilate!”

TOS: “Catspaw”

TOS: “Metamorphosis”

TOS: “Friday’s Child”

TOS: “Who Mourns for Adonais?”

TOS: “Amok Time”

TOS: “The Doomsday Machine”

TOS: “Wolf in the Fold”

TOS: “The Changeling”

TOS: “The Apple”

TOS: “Mirror, Mirror”

TOS: “The Deadly Years”

TOS: “I, Mudd”

TOS: “The Trouble With Tribbles”

TOS: “Bread and Circuses”

TOS: “Journey to Babel”

TOS: “A Private Little War”

TOS: “The Gamesters of Triskelion”

TOS: “Obsession”

TOS: “The Immunity Syndrome”

TOS: “A Piece of the Action”

TOS: “By Any Other Name”

TOS: “Return to Tomorrow”

TOS: “Patterns of Force”

TOS: “The Ultimate Computer”

TOS: “The Omega Glory”

TOS: “Spectre of the Gun”

TOS: “Elaan of Troyius”

TOS: “The Paradise Syndrome”

TOS: “The Enterprise Incident”

TOS: “And the Children Shall Lead”

TOS: “Spock’s Brain”

TOS: “The Empath”

TOS: “The Tholian Web”

TOS: “For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky”

TOS: “Day of the Dove”

TOS: “Plato’s Stepchildren”

TOS: “Wink of an Eye”

TOS: “That Which Survives”

TOS: “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield”

TOS: “Whom Gods Destroy”

TOS: “The Mark of Gideon”

TOS: “The Lights of Zetar”

TOS: “The Cloud Minders”

TOS: “The Way to Eden”

TOS: “Requiem for Methuselah”

TOS: “The Savage Curtain”

TOS: “All Our Yesterdays”

TOS: “Turnabout Intruder”

TAS: “More Tribbles, More Troubles”

TAS: “The Infinite Vulcan”

TAS: “Yesteryear”

TAS: “Beyond the Farthest Star”

TAS: “The Survivor”

TAS: “The Lorelei Signal”

TAS: “One of Our Planets Is Missing”

TAS: “Mudd’s Passion”

TAS: “The Magicks of Megas-Tu”

TAS: “The Time Trap”

TAS: “The Slaver Weapon”

TAS: “Once Upon a Planet”

TAS: “The Ambergris Element”

TAS: “The Jihad”

TAS: “The Terratin Incident”

TAS: “The Eye of the Beholder”

TAS: “Bem”

TAS: “Albatross”

TAS: “The Pirates of Orion”

TAS: “The Practical Joker”

TAS: “How Sharper Than a Serpant’s Tooth”

TAS: “The Counter-Clock Incident”

Star Trek : The Motion Picture

Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan

Star Trek III : The Search For Spock

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek: Of Gods and Men

TNG: “Encounter at Farpoint”

TNG: “The Naked Now”

TNG: “Code of Honor”

TNG: “Haven”

TNG: “Where No One Has Gone Before”

TNG: “The Last Outpost”

TNG: “Lonely Among Us”

TNG: “Justice”

TNG: “The Battle”

TNG: “Hide and Q”

TNG: “Too Short a Season”

TNG: “The Big Goodbye”

TNG: “Datalore”

TNG: “Angel One”

TNG: “11001001”

TNG: “Home Soil”

TNG: “When the Bough Breaks”

TNG: “Coming of Age”

TNG: “Heart of Glory”

TNG: “The Arsenal of Freedom”

TNG: “Symbiosis”

TNG: “Skin of Evil”

TNG: “We’ll Always Have Paris”

TNG: “Conspiracy”

TNG: “The Neutral Zone”

TNG: “The Child”

TNG: “Where Silence Has Lease”

TNG: “Elementary, Dear Data”

TNG: “The Outrageous Okona”

TNG: “The Schiziod Man”

TNG: “Unnatural Selection”

TNG: “A Matter Of Honor”

TNG: “The Measure Of A Man”

TNG: “The Dauphin”

TNG: “Contagion”

TNG: “The Royale”

TNG: “Time Squared”

TNG: “The Icarus Factor”

TNG: “Pen Pals”

TNG: “Q Who”

TNG: “Samaritan Snare”

TNG: “Up the Long Ladder”

TNG: “Manhunt”

TNG: “The Emissary”

TNG: “Peak Performance”

TNG: “Shades of Gray”

TNG: “Evolution”

TNG: “The Ensigns of Command”

TNG: “The Survivors”

TNG: “Who Watches the Watchers”

TNG: “The Bonding”

TNG: “Booby Trap”

TNG: “The Enemy”

TNG: “The Price”

TNG: “The Vengence Factor”

TNG: “The Defector”

TNG: “The Hunted”

TNG: “The High Ground”

TNG: “Deja Q”

TNG: “A Matter Of Perspective”

TNG: “Yesterday’s Enterprise”

TNG: “The Offspring”

TNG: “Sins Of The Father”

TNG: “Allegiance”

TNG: “Captain’s Holiday”

TNG: “Tin Man”

TNG: “Hollow Pursuits”

TNG: “The Most Toys”

TNG: “Sarek”

TNG: “Menage a Troi”

TNG: “Transfigurations”

TNG: “The Best Of Both Worlds”

TNG: “The Best Of Both Worlds, Part II”

TNG: “Family”

TNG: “Suddenly Human”

TNG: “Brothers”

TNG: “Remember Me”

TNG: “Legacy”

TNG: “Reunion”

TNG: “Future Imperfect”

TNG: “Final Mission”

TNG: “The Loss”

TNG: “Data’s Day”

TNG: “The Wounded”

TNG: “Devil’s Due”

TNG: “Clues”

TNG: “First Contact”

TNG: “Galaxy’s Child”

TNG: “Night Terrors”

TNG: “Identity Crisis”

TNG: “The Nth Degree”

TNG: “Qpid”

TNG: “The Drumhead”

TNG: “Half a Life”

TNG: “The Host”

TNG: “The Mind’s Eye”

TNG: “In Theory”

TNG: “Redemption”

TNG: “Redemption II”

TNG: “Darmok”

TNG: “Ensign Ro”

TNG: “Silicon Avatar”

TNG: “Disaster”

TNG: “The Game”

TNG: “Unification I”

TNG: “Unification II”

TNG: “A Matter of Time”

TNG: “New Ground”

TNG: “Hero Worship”

TNG: “Violations”

TNG: “The Masterpiece Society”

TNG: “Conundrum”

TNG: “Power Play”

TNG: “Ethics”

TNG: “The Outcast”

TNG: “Cause and Effect”

TNG: “The First Duty”

TNG: “Cost of Living”

TNG: “The Perfect Mate”

TNG: “Imaginary Friend”

TNG: “I Borg”

TNG: “The Next Phase”

TNG: “The Inner Light”

TNG: “Time’s Arrow”

TNG: “Time’s Arrow, Part II”

TNG: “Realm of Fear”

TNG: “Man of the People”

TNG: “Relics”

TNG: “Schisms”

TNG: “True Q”

TNG: “Rascals”

TNG: “A Fistful of Datas”

TNG: “The Quality of Life”

TNG: “Chain of Command, Part I”

TNG: “Chain of Command, Part II”

DS9: “Emissary”

DS9: “A Man Alone”

DS9: “Past Prolouge”

DS9: “Babel”

TNG: “Ship in a Bottle”

TNG: “Aquiel”

DS9: “Captive Pursuit”

TNG: “Face of the Enemy”

DS9: “Q Less”

TNG: “Tapestry”

DS9: “Dax”

TNG: “Birthright, Part I”

TNG: “Birthright, Part II”

DS9: “The Passenger”

DS9: “Move Along Home”

DS9: “The Nagus”

TNG: “Starship Mine”

TNG: “Lessons”

DS9: “Vortex”

DS9: “Battle Lines”

DS9: “The Storyteller”

TNG: “The Chase”

TNG: “Frame of Mind”

TNG: “Suspicions”

DS9: “Progress”

TNG: “Rightful Heir”

DS9: “If Wishes Were Horses”

TNG: “Second Chances”

DS9: “The Foresaken”

DS9: “Dramatis Personae”

TNG: “Timescape”

DS9: “Duet”

TNG: “Descent”

DS9: “In the Hands of the Prophets”

TNG: “Descent, Part II”

TNG: “Liaisons”

DS9: “The Homecoming”

TNG: “Interface”

DS9: “The Circle”

TNG: “Gambit, Part I”

DS9: “The Siege”

TNG: “Gambit, Part II”

DS9: “Invasive Procedures”

TNG: “Phantasams”

DS9: “Cardassians”

TNG: “Dark Page”

DS9: “Melora”

TNG: “Attached”

DS9: “Rules of Acquisition”

TNG: “Force of Nature”

DS9: “Necessary Evil”

TNG: “Inheritance”

DS9: “Second Sight”

TNG: “Parallels”

DS9: “Sanctuary”

DS9: “Rivals”

TNG: “The Pegasus”

DS9: “The Alternate”

TNG: “Homeward”

TNG: “Sub Rosa”

DS9: “Armageddon Game”

TNG: “Lower Decks”

DS9: “Whispers”

TNG: “Thine Own Self”

DS9: “Paradise”

TNG: “Masks”

DS9: “Shadowplay”

TNG: “Eye of the Beholder”

DS9: “Playing God”

TNG: “Genesis”

DS9: “Profit and Loss”

TNG: “Journey’s End”

DS9: “Blood Oath”

TNG: “Firstborn”

DS9: “The Maquis, Part I”

TNG: “Bloodlines”

DS9: “The Maquis, Part II”

TNG: “Emergence”

DS9: “The Wire”

TNG: “Preemptive Strike”

DS9: “Crossover”

TNG: “All Good Things”

DS9: “The Collaborator”

DS9: “Tribunal”

DS9: “The Jem’Hadar”

DS9: “The Search, Part I”

DS9: “The Search, Part II”

DS9: “The House of Quark”

DS9: “Equilibrium”

DS9: “Second Skin”

DS9: “The Abandoned”

VOY: “Caretaker”

DS9: “Civil Defense”

DS9: “Meridian”

VOY: “Parallax”

DS9: “Defiant”

DS9: “Fascination”

DS9: “Past Tense, Part I”

DS9: “Past Tense, Part II”

VOY: “Time and Again”

DS9: “Life Support”

DS9: “Heart of Stone”

VOY: “Phage”

DS9: “Destiny”

VOY: “The Cloud”

DS9: “Prophet Motive”

DS9: “Visionary”

VOY: “Eye of the Needle”

DS9: “Distant Voices”

DS9: “Through the Looking Glass”

VOY: “Ex Post Facto”

VOY: “Emanations”

Star Trek Generations

VOY: “Prime Factors”

VOY: “State of Flux”

VOY: “Heroes and Demons”

DS9: “Improbable Cause”

DS9: “The Die is Cast”

VOY: “Cathexis”

VOY: “Faces”

DS9: “Explorers”

VOY: “Jetrel”

DS9: “Family Business”

VOY: “Learning Curve”

DS9: “Shakaar”

DS9: “Facets”

VOY: “Projections”

VOY: “Elogium”

DS9: “The Adversary”

VOY: “Twisted”

VOY: “The 37’s”

VOY: “Initiations”

VOY: “Non Sequitur”

DS9: “The Way of the Warrior”

DS9: “Hippocratic Oath”

VOY: “Parturition”

DS9: “The Visitor”

DS9: “Indescretion”

DS9: “Rejoined”

VOY: “Persistence of Vision”

DS9: “Little Green Men”

VOY: “Tattoo”

DS9: “Starship Down”

VOY: “Cold Fire”

DS9: “The Sword of Kahless”

VOY: “Maneuvers”

VOY: “Resistance”

DS9: “Our Man Bashir”

DS9: “Homefront”

DS9: “Paradise Lost”

VOY: “Prototype”

VOY: “Death Wish”

DS9: “Crossfire”

VOY: “Alliances”

DS9: “Return to Grace”

VOY: “Threshold”

DS9: “Sons of Mogh”

VOY: “Meld”

VOY: “Dreadnought”

DS9: “Bar Association”

DS9: “Accession”

VOY: “Investigations”

VOY: “Lifesigns”

VOY: “Deadlock”

DS9: “Rules of Engagement”

VOY: “Innocence”

DS9: “Hard Time”

DS9: “Shattered Mirror”

DS9: “The Muse”

VOY: “The Thaw”
DS9: “For the Cause”

VOY: “Tuvix”

VOY: “Resolutions”

DS9: “The Quickening”

DS9: “To the Death”

DS9: “Body Parts”

DS9: “Broken Link”

VOY: “Basics, Part I”

VOY: “Basics, Part II”

VOY: “Sacred Ground”

VOY: “False Profits”

VOY: “Flashback”

DS9: “Apocalypse Rising”

VOY: “The Chute”

DS9: “The Ship”

VOY: “Remember”

DS9: “Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places”

DS9: “Nor the Battle to the Strong”

DS9: “Trails and Tribble-ations”

VOY: “The Swarm”

DS9: “The Assignment”

VOY: “Future’s End”

DS9: “Let He Who is Without Sin…”

VOY: “Future’s End, Part II”

DS9: “Things Past”

VOY: “Warlord”

DS9: “The Ascent”

VOY: “The Q and the Grey”

VOY: “Macrocosm”

DS9: “Rapture”

DS9: “The Darkness and the Light”

VOY: “Alter Ego”

VOY: “Fair Trade”

DS9: “The Begotten”

VOY: “Blood Fever”

Star Trek: First Contact

DS9: “For the Uniform”

VOY: “Coda”

DS9: “In Purgatory’s Shadow”

VOY: “Unity”

DS9: “By Inferno’s Light”

VOY: “Rise”

DS9: “Doctor Bashir, I Presume”

VOY: “Darkling”

VOY: “Favorite Son”
DS9: “A Simple Investigation”

DS9: “Business as Usual”

VOY: “Before and After”

DS9: “Ties of Blood and Water”

DS9: “Ferengi Love Songs”

VOY: “Real Life”

DS9: “Soldiers of the Empire”

VOY: “Distant Origin”

DS9: “Children of Time”

VOY: “Displaced”

DS9: “Blaze of Glory”

VOY: “Worst Case Scenario”

DS9: “Empok Nor”

VOY: “Scorpion”

DS9: “In the Cards”

DS9: “Call to Arms”

VOY: “Scorpion, Part II”

VOY: “The Gift”

VOY: “Nemesis”

VOY: “Day of Honor”

DS9: “A Time to Stand”

VOY: “Revulsion”

DS9: “Rocks and Shoals”
VOY: “The Raven”

DS9: “Sons and Daughters”

DS9: “Behind the Lines”

DS9: “Favor the Bold”

VOY: “Scientific Method”

DS9: “Sacrifice of Angles”

VOY: “Year of Hell”

DS9: “You Are Cordailly Invited”

VOY: “Year of Hell, Part II”

DS9: “Resurrection”

VOY: “Random Thoughts”

DS9: “Statistical Probabilities”

VOY: “Concerning Flight”

VOY: “Mortal Coil”

DS9: “The Magnificent Ferengi”

DS9: “Waltz”

VOY: “Waking Moments”

VOY: “Message in a Bottle”

DS9: “Who Mourns for Morn?”

DS9: “One Litte Ship”

VOY: “Hunters”

DS9: “Far Beyond the Stars”

VOY: “Prey”
DS9: “Honor Among Thieves”

VOY: “Retrospect”

DS9: “Change of Heart”

VOY: “Killing Game”

VOY: “Killing Game, Part II”

DS9: “Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night”

DS9: “Inquisition”

VOY: “Vis a Vis”

DS9: “In the Pale Moonlight”

VOY: “The Omega Directive”

DS9: “His Way”

VOY: “Unforgettable”

DS9: “The Reckoning”

VOY: “Living Witness”

DS9: “Valiant”

VOY: “Demon”

DS9: “Profit and Lace”

VOY: “One”

DS9: “Time’s Orphan”

VOY: “Hope and Fear”

DS9: “The Sound of Her Voice”

DS9: “Tears of the Prophets”

DS9: “Image in the Sand”

DS9: “Shadows and Symbols”

DS9: “Afterimage”

VOY: “Night”

DS9: “Take Me Out to the Holosuite”

VOY: “Drone”

DS9: “Chrysalis”

VOY: “Extreme Risk”

DS9: “Treachery, Faith and the Great River”

VOY: “In the Flesh”

DS9: “Once More Unto the Breach”

VOY: “Once Upon a Time”

DS9: “The Siege of AR-558”

VOY: “Nothing Human”

DS9: “Covenant”

VOY: “Timeless”

DS9: “It’s Only a Paper Moon”

Star Trek: Insurrection

VOY: “Thirty Days”

DS9: “Prodigal Daughter”

VOY: “Infinite Regress”

DS9: “The Emperor’s New Cloak”
VOY: “Counterpoint”

DS9: “Field of Fire”

VOY: “Gravity”

DS9: “Chimera”

VOY: “Latent Image”

DS9: “Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges”

VOY: “Bride of Chaotica!”

DS9: “Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang”

VOY: “The Fight”

DS9: “Penumbra”

VOY: “Bliss”

DS9: “Til Death Do Us Part”

VOY: “The Disease”

DS9: “Strange Bedfellows”

VOY: “Dark Frontier”

DS9: “The Changing Face of Evil”

VOY: “Course: Oblivion”

DS9: “When It Rains…”

VOY: “Think Tank”

DS9: “Tacking Into the Wind”

VOY: “Juggernaut”

DS9: “Extreme Measures”

VOY: “Someone to Watch Over Me”

DS9: “The Dogs of War”

VOY: “11:59”

DS9: “What You Leave Behind”

VOY: “Relativity”

VOY: “Warhead”

VOY: “Equinox”

VOY: “Equinox, Part II”

VOY: “Survival Instinct”

VOY: “Barge of the Dead”

VOY: “Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy”

VOY: “Dragon’s Teeth”

VOY: “Alice”

VOY: “Riddles”

VOY: “One Small Step”

VOY: “The Voyager Conspiracy”

VOY: “Pathfinder”

VOY: “Fair Haven”

VOY: “Tsunkatse”

VOY: “Blink of an Eye”

VOY: “Virtuoso”

VOY: “Collective”

VOY: “Memorial”

VOY: “Spirit Folk”

VOY: “Ashes to Ashes”

VOY: “Child’s Play”

VOY: “Good Shepard”

VOY: “Fury”

VOY: “Live Fast and Prosper”

VOY: “Muse”

VOY: “Life Line”

VOY: “The Haunting of Deck Twelve”

VOY: “Unimatrix Zero”

VOY: “Unimatrix Zero, Part II”

VOY: “Drive”

VOY: “Critical Care”

VOY: “Imperfection”

VOY: “Repression”

VOY: “Inside Man”

VOY: “Flesh and Blood”

VOY: “Body and Soul”

VOY: “Nightingale”

VOY: “Shattered”

VOY: “Lineage”

VOY: “Repentance”

VOY: “Prophecy”

VOY: “The Void”

VOY: “Workforce”

VOY: “Workforce, Part II”

VOY: “Human Error”

VOY: “Q2”

VOY: “Author, Author”

VOY: “Friendship One”

VOY: “Natural Law”

VOY: “Homestead”

VOY: “Renaissance Man”

VOY: “Endgame”

Star Trek: Nemesis

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Memories of the Futurecast : Episode 14 : Datalore

So ...very ...tired . So , not much expostion this week . Got few ideas brewing for Kor'Tar and friends , till then , enjoy a few minutes with Uncle Willie . :)


http://memoriesofthefuturecast.com/2009/12/memories-of-the-futurecast-episode-fourteen-datalore.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+futurecast+%28Memories+of+the+Futurecast%29

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Twelve Days of Klingon Christmas

The Twelve Days of Klingon Christmas


The first day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
A painstick to the ribs.





The second day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





The third day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





The fourth day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





The fifth day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five Bat’leths,
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





The sixth day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Six targs a-snarling,
Five Bat’leths,
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





The seventh day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Seven Cardassians a-molting,
Six targs a-snarling,
Five Bat’leths,
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.






The eighth day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eight Dabo girls a-betting,
Seven Cardassians a-molting,
Six targs a-snarling,
Five Bat’leths,
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





On the ninth day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Nine redshirts dying,
Eight Dabo girls a-betting,
Seven Cardassians a-molting,
Six targs a-snarling,
Five Bat’leths,
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





The tenth day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Ten birds-of-prey decloaking,
Nine redshirts dying,
Eight Dabo girls a-betting,
Seven Cardassians a-molting,
Six targs a-snarling,
Five Bat’leths,
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





The eleventh day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Eleven Orion animal women dancing,
Ten birds-of-prey decloaking,
Nine redshirts dying,
Eight Dabo girls a-betting,
Seven Cardassians a-molting,
Six targs a-snarling,
Five Bat’leths,
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick to the ribs.





The twelfth day of Klingon Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve Q’s a smirking,
Eleven Orion animal women dancing,
Ten birds-of-prey decloaking ,
Nine redshirts dying,
Eight Dabo girls a-betting,
Seven Cardassians a-molting,
Six targs a-snarling,
Five Bat’leths,
Four mind sifters,
Three Mek’leths,
Two glommers, and
A painstick ot the ribs.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Memories Of The Futurecast Episode 13 ~ The Worst/Best Episode Ever!

Hello once again my readers! Yes I know , I know , I go and post for blogs in one 24 hour time period and I basically used up my creative juices for that week , well I've learned my lesson! LOL

Ok here's the next episode of Wil Wheaton's podcast , and unlike other times I am posting it BEFORE listining to it , only reason is beacuse I am engrossed in an episode of NCIS right now and don't wish to be distracted .

Also I am linkinging you right to the page instead of the podcast itself so you can read WW's thoughts on the post before you listen to it .

The show's back . enjoy! I'll listen to it in a bit!

http://memoriesofthefuturecast.com/2009/11/memories-of-the-futurecast-episode-13-the-worst-best-episode-ever.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+futurecast+%28Memories+of+the+Futurecast%29

P.S. I've also added an adsense account to my feed, so if you feel the urge click a few ads google will throw a hand full of change into the tin cup for me!

*rattles tin cup*

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Memories of the Futurecast Episode 12 ~ The Big Goodbye

Well I've had a long day today , went along with my parents to their Dr. Appointment to meet their PCP so maybe I can start getting paid to be my Mom's Caretaker , but as it turns out , the Dco and or his staff lost the form he needed to sign , so now we gotta call them back to have them fax yet another form over to them .

Then we took my mom back home , then I tagged along with my Dad to Walgreens to drop off the prescriptions and pick up some holiday gift wrap so a certian some one will be able to open the shipping container when it arrives on her doorstep in a week or two .

Then we got back home , I watched Let's make a Deal , while my mom's on call Nurse checked in on her . Then I went to my room and watched Star Trek XI with the audio commentary on , which was quite a laugh lol .

Came out and fixed some dinner , ate , did the dishes , then watched Heroes Thanksgiving special which featured the return of Sylar's mind to his body , and wackiness ensues!

My father checked the mail and I recieved the Star Wreck DVD which my last two posts were about .

I watched Jay Leno , the News , and instead of watching Conan which I generally do , I skipped it to go watch Star Wreck . then I came back out here and posted a gaggle of bloggles .

So , enough yapping bout' my day .....

Today's Memories of the Futurecast is Episode 12 - The Big Goodbye .

Plenty of fun , curses , and stories , so curl up with your big steaming mug of ....

TEA,

EARL GREY...

HOT!

And click the link to download the Futurecast goodness!

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/files/012_memories_futurecast.mp3

Monday, November 23, 2009

Star Wreck DVD...The Review!

Welp, just got back from watching Star Wreck , and it was pretty cool , it had plenty of funny bits interpersed throughout . It makes ample fun of Star Trek and Babylon 5 . It has some laugh out loud moments in it . It has some huge battle scenes that are remind me of the battles from DS9 , Star Wars and Bab 5 .

The movie is quite enjoyable , there's only one drawback . It is in Finnish with English subtitles , which means you've gotta read and keep up with every bit of it , or if you do like I did , and begin to drift off to sleep , you shut your eyes thinking you can keep up with it and then realize , hey I can't understand a word of what their saying lol .

The movie is unrated , but it does have language , bloody violence , and sexual situations , and a quick shot of nudity .

So if the movie were here in the states , it would most likely get a strong PG-13 or if an uppity censorship worker were grading it a light R .

Not half bad for a fan film effort . I do wish it were dubbed in English though .

I give it 4 stars out of 5 .

Star Wreck DVD

I recently won a contest over on http://www.trekweb.net and the prize I won was the Star Wreck DVD.

Here's the blurb off the back of the case ...

"The Star Trek universe is given a comedy makeover in this unmissable feature-length sci-fi adventure spoof that's packed with spectacular space action, incredible visual effects and hilarious comedy.

Captain James B. Pirk of the Starship C.P.P. Kickstart and his crew, Commander Dwarf and Commander Info, find themselves stranded on 21st Century Earth after an adventure to save the planent from hostile aliens. But as the prospect for humanity looks incresingly bleak, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save the future of mankind...

Created by an ingenious band of Star Trek fans this terrific sci-fi comedy will have you gripped all the way through to it's stunning conclusion! Wreck on!"

http://www.starwreckmovie.com

I'll watch the film in a few days and write up a review . Stay tuned ...

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Christmas Shopping done!

Welp, today I woke up around 10 -ish in the morning . I watched Star Trek XI another time through , cause it is simply that good , then got up and ate some lunch after the movie was over and watched the Dallas Cowboys eek out a win against the Washington Redskins .

While watching the game I looked at the sunday newspaper , and I seen Toys R Us is having a sale on Star Trek XI accessories for $11.99 , so I decided to go there after the game to pick myself up a Phaser .

I decided while I was there I'd look at the DST action figures to see if I could find one of the short packed Kang figures , but unfortunately there were no Kangs to be found . But I did manage to find a re-release of TOS's Mr. Spock , so I picked him up .

I found another couple items which I'll not share here as they will spoil the surprise for a certain someone one who I am very fond of who happens to be suscribed to my blog on myspace . ;) (Love ya Molly!) :*

Got back home and took out my phaser and spock figure , the phaser is pretty fun and looks fairly screen accurate to me , and the likeness on Spock is dead on !

Then I found a box suitable to ship the items I got for a certian someone , no all I need to do is buy some x-mas wrap so she'll be able to open the box when it arrives .

I think tomorrow , after I go with my parents to my mother's doctor appointment I'll head some where and find some xmas paper . Then I can wrap the gifts (as best I can) and get them sealed in the box and ready to go .

A pretty nice day I think .

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Obligitory Birthday Blog, Part Duex

Well today was my birthday , and since it was a sturday I slept in a bit , until about 9:30 am at least , then got up and ate some breakfast . At 10 am I switched over the TV to my local CW station to catch the new animated movies “Turtles : Forever” which is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie which takes the Turles of this new series and has them interact with the more cartoonish turles of the old show from 1988 . I was a big fan of the Turtles as a kid so for me it was like a trip down memory lanes , and it was quite enjoyable .

Well after the movie was over I fixed myself some lunch and checked my messages , and I discussed todays plans with my parents . I was anxious for the mail to arrive as I am expecting a payment from a guy for 7 of my old Playmates figures . Well the mailman was of course delayed so I went and took a nap for about an hour or two .

When I got back up dad had just walked out the door to check the mail again , and he had a couple of envelopes in his hand , he handed one to me . It was my check for working as an elecion offical on the 3rd of the month .

Originally I had planned to go with my dad to pick up my cake and a frozen pizza from the store , then that check came . So we went and picked up the cake , then I skipped the frozen pizza and asked him to take me to Wal-Mart so I could open a savingaccount at the bank so I could put one dollar in so I can cash checks there, of course it goes without saying I had to listen to their sales pitch .

Finally after half hour I had my cash in hand , dad and I picked up a few grocery items we needed , then we headed down the road to Target . I made my way to the electronics dept and found the shelf with the Star Trek XI film display end cap . I just got paid so I got the one that has a plastic model of the ship as the film case , 2 disc standard DVD with digital copy to download onto your pc, mac, or ipod .

We headed straight home afterwards , and we were all feeling hungry so I phoned Pizza Hut and ordered us dinner then headed into my room with my Star Trek film (after having built the model sitting at my chair) and I began watching it .

We must have caught Pizza Hut at a slow time , because I hadn’t evn gotten out of the prolouge, in fact George Kirk was talking with his wife during the attack when my dad knocks on my bedroom door telling me the pizza arrived , so I paused the film , served some up for everyone and grabbed my plate and a bottle of water and headed back to my room and continued the movie .

Later I served up some cake for everyone and went back and finished the film , then I watched all of disc two with all the behind the scenes and deleted scenes etc .

I must say I love the Klingon Scene and feel they should have kept it in , who knows perhaps one day they’ll give us a recut edition to please us critics lol

Today was an utterly awesome birthday! I am quite pleased!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Obligitory Birthday Blog

27 years ago , today my mother gave birth to me at Osteopathic Hospital in down town Fort Worth . A hospital , which in a the past few years got closed down due to lack of funding .

My Dad , Richard Zachary, who at the time owned and operated his own moving company , Zachary Transfer Co. , was being begged by my older brother Johhny to go to Pizza Hut for lunch or dinner . My dad isn't a fan of pizza because he dislikes cheese , and he also knew Johnny would want to spend more time playing the arcade games than eating his meal , but Dad went ahead and took Johnny to Pizza Hut .

There he was sat down at a table and served by the manager of the store , my mother Susan Demming .

My dad and my mom soon realized there was an attraction and began dating , then it happened .

My mom got pregnant with me . So shortly after this happened my parents got married .

Well the pregnancy was going well until I began growing so large in utero that she couldn't sleep in bed or hold any food down . So dad drove her to the hospital and they asked her OB to induce labor , Because mom was certain she was over due .

The Doc very rudely told her that she wasn't even 8 months along...um..hello ? Idiot! she was there at conception , I think she'd know about the time it happened .

Well they refused to induce , or even give her a C section , so when the time finally arrived and she could barely move , they made her give birth to me naturally .

About 30 hours later , they were pulling me out . I was so large they had to break my right arm to finally get me out .

So they cleaned me up and put an ace bandage on my arm .

I weighed in at 11 lbs. and 8 oz .

Then the Doc had the audacity to tell my mother that another woman was coming in who was as pregnant as my mom had been and he was giving her a C section! Ass!!

My first name Wayne comes from my Dad's best friend at the time , and my middle name Robert comes from my Grandfather on my mom's side .

He was in a military hospital with his pacemaker at the time of my birth and he passed about a week after I was born .

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

A new development

Shortly after I posted last night's blog , I recieved a message on my www.trektoy.com account . A gentleman there is interested in collecting some old school Star Trek figures by Playmates action figures . He posted a list of them on the forum , guesss what folks? I have 7 of the figures he'd like . So I offered the figures up to him and gave him a price I'd like for them , and he agreed . So as soon as I get his money order , I'll be sending him the figures! So , from that I'll have the scratch to buy Star Trek 11 on DVD in the 2 disc version with the Target exclusive ship case! So yeah my mood is a ton better than it was last night, this'll be my little B-day gift to myself since my 27th is on Saturday! :D

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

The Wanderer (Freewrite)

I am in a fucked up mood right now , so I thought I'd try to write it out .




A large , black , cloud , rolling with lighting and thunder hovers over a man walking down a desolate road in the country . Any where he walks , destruction is left in his wake.

Any one who tries to grab him pull back burned palms . any one who try to look him in his eyes are turned to stone .

Any one who tries to speak to him are struck dumb . Any one who tries to look him in the eyes are blinded .

Any one offering to listen are deafened by the sound .

His footprints are burning cinders , his heartbeat is that of a 10.0 earthqauke .

When he screams gale force winds escape that out power even a Category 5 hurricane .

He walks the plains and leaves them ashen .

He walks the ice caps and floods the earth with their waters .

He takes a dip in the oceans and it boils .

Soon the planet is covered with the destruction he was wrought , he leaves that planet , once a sparkling blue marble , now an a burned out shell of it’s former self , and head to the next life bearing planets , hitting each , on by one until all the galaxy is smoldering .

He repeats the process until all the universe is set a flame

Memories of the Futurecast Volume 11

Good morning once more my friendly blog followers! It is currently 5:02 am , I've stayed up too late and I am typing with very heavy eyelids so i'll make this short and sweet like .

This week Wil Wheaton reviews "Haven"

It runs for 30 minutes .

Explicit language abounds from the naughty seams .

Oh and he goes nutty with his sound FX board too lol

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/files/011_memories_futurecast.mp3

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Homecoming

The rain began to subside as the sun broke through the clouds . It had been raining all night . The ground was soaked , and the breeze added a chill to the air . Kor’Tar awoke inside the tent next to Terla and stretched his weary bones . Another night with no sign of any Targs . Kor’Tar gently woke Terla and they got ready to go on the hunt again .

They exited their tent with spears in hand . They walked 42 meters into the wooded area being very quiet when they both heard russtling in the underbrush to their right . Kor’Tar and Terla both crouched down on their honches and focused their eyes to where the sound was coming from . Out from the underbrush came a young male Targ rooting around for insects on the forrest floor .

Kor’Tar quietly signaled for Terla to go around to the other side of the Targ, she did. They both pulled their spears back and fired. The spears both found their marks on the Targ’s torso and the beast fell to the forrest floor, dead. Kor’Tar and Terla both cheered in jubilation of their victory and kissed each other before tying the hooves of the Targ together and carrying the carcass back to Kor’Tar’s hovercraft on a long carrying stick.

They tied the carcass to the roof of the hovercraft and headed back to B’RoQ Estate home in the V’Ruk Province.

Lady Vemka sat at the dining room table in the family eastate discussing the day’s happenings with Korak and R’yal when their converstaion was interuppted by the sounds of Kor’Tar and Terla both with voices raised in song…

“…and sticky-coniuous and surrounded-continuous by blood , And the River Skral ran crimson red. On the day above all days. When Kahless slew evil Molor dead!”, they sang as they carried their trophy from the hunt and placed it onto the kitchen counter .

Lady Vemka , R’yal and Korak all came into the kitchen to see the Targ . “Ahh , that is a fine kill you two ! You will have meat in cold storage for months! Come lets open a bottle of Blood Wine to celebrate ! I have some news that may be of interest to you Kor’Tar .” Uncle Korak said .

Kor’Tar joined Korak in the dining room with a bottle of Blood Wine while Terla , Lady Vemka , and R’yal all worked on cleaning and preapring parts of the Targ to eat and other parts to store .

“What news do you have Uncle ?” Kor’Tar inquired as he sipped Blood Wine from his cup.

“I have been contacted by General Len’mot of the Imperial Fleet , and he has authurized me to offer you a command within the Empire . You will have command of a Squadron of ships from your flagship . You will be able to fight in battles others can only dream of, think of it Kor’Tar! The honor and glory that await you! The General will be visiting here with you this afternoon ” , Korak said as his voice raised with excitement .


Kor’Tar was about to speak when Lady Vemka came in from the kitchen .

“Kor’Tar, you have an incoming transmission from Starfleet Command , it’s Admiral Callhan !” Vemka said .

“Thank you mother ! I’ll take it in my room!” Kor’Tar said .

Kor’Tar excused himself from the table and headed down the hallway to his old bedroom and sat at the old desk he spent so many afternoons and evenings studying for his exams at . All feelings of nostalgia were quicly washed away as he activated the terminal And Admiral Callahn’s grizzled face appeared .

“Good morning you old war-dog ! Have you made a decision on your career yet?” The Admiral asked .

“Good morning Admiral . No I’m still trying to decide , and I thought I had 3 weeks to make the decision . I still have a week left of shore leave , what’s the rush?” Kor’Tar asked .

“More Romulan refugees are turning up all over the place , since the Kahless is the closet starship to the Romulan / Klingon border it has been assigned as the command ship in charge of gathering the Romulan refugees and transporting them to Starbase 375 for processing . We are working in full cooroperation with the Klingon Empired and what is left of the Romulan government . I’m sorry to put this on your Kor’Tar , but I’ll need your decision by 1600 hours . Callahan out .” The screen switched off and Kor’Tar was left staring at his own reflection .

Kor’Tar hit the intercomm button on his desk , “Terla , join me in here . I need your help to decide something .”


The clock on the shuttlecraft read 1545 hours as Admiral Harry Callahan piloted it to the landing pad on top of the B’RoQ estate house , he noted the Imperial shuttle which landed next to his shuttle on the landing pad .

“This should be interesting .” he said to noone in particular .

He exited the side door and stepped out when his eyes landed on the Klingon coming out from the Imperial shuttle .

“General Len’mot! Sonuvabitch! It is you!” Callahan said with exuberance as the to old cold warriors traded war stories on the way to the entryway into the house .


Kor’Tar and Terla both emerged from his bedroom and made their way down the hall to the dining room where they found Admial Callahan , General Len’mot , Lady Vemka , R’yal , and Uncle Korak all talking , which stopped as soon as they noticed Kor’Tar standing there .

Kor’Tar looked at the General and Admiral as they both studied him intently . “I’d like to thank you both for coming to meet with me personally . General Len’mot it is an honor to finally meet you , yours is name well known throughout the empire . Admiral you of course have had many successful campaigns during your career .” Kor’Tar began , then he paused .

“I am honored to be up for consideration as a Sqaudron commander , but I am and have been an explorer , I cannot just turn my back on a career I have spent so long building . Thank you for your consideration General Len’mot but I must decline your offer .” Kor’Tar said .

“Very well Kor’Tar , I will honor your wishes , Qa’Pla!” General Lenmot said then he left for his shuttle .

Admiral Callahan grinned from ear to ear at his small victory , “ I’m glad you decided to stay with Starfleet Kor’Tar !”

“Don’t crack open the bubbly just yet Admiral . Terla and I were talking , and we would like to stay together , so where I go she goes . Would you have a problem with my mate staying with me while on board the Federation’s flagship for the Klingon sector?” Kor’Tar asked while eyeing the Admiral.

“Hell no I don’t have a problem with it Kor’Tar! I’m surprised you’d even ask! Terla is more than welcome to stay on board with you as a Strategic Operations officer and representive for the Empire!” Harry said while clapping his hand on Kor’Tar’s back .


Kor’Tar and Terla materialized in the transporter room of the U.S.S. Kahless along with Terla’s belongings which were packed into 6 brown crates with Klingon lettering on them .

They were greeted by Dr. Marcus Binion and Commander Billy O’Dell .

“Welcome back sir!” Billy said with glee as he gave Kor’Tar a bear hug .

Crewmen came and began carrying the Crates down to Kor’Tar’s quarters which he and Terla would now share , thankfully the walls being moveable , allowed them to remove one wall with ease to double the size of the living space within .

Kor’Tar changed out of his klingon garb and back into his standard duty uniform and he placed his baldric around his shoulders . He looked at himself in the mirror and noticed Terla gazing at him , so he turned around and asked her , “So what do you think?”

She stood up from the bed and walked around Kor’Tar , looking him up and down in the Starfleet uniform . She groped his rear .

“Very nice .” she purred , “when can I get one of my own to try on?” she cooed as she put her hands on his pecs.

Kor’Tar smirked and embraced her , “We’ll see if the quatermaster has something in your size at the end of our shift today, but right now we need to get on the bridge! . “ he said


Kor’Tar rode in the turbolift alongside Terla . The lift slowed and the doors opened . The entire senior staff was there and they all burst into applause as Kor’Tar and Terla entered the bridge .

Kor’Tar sat down in his chair , “Thank you everyone! Lt. Mendez , set a course for the Roumlan border, warp 6 . Keep sensors scanning for escape pods , dsitress calls and derelect starships ..” Kor’Tar ordered .

“Aye sir, course plotted .” Rosa said with a smaile through her thick Brooklyn accent .

“Engage!”

Friday, November 13, 2009

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Memories of the Futurecast Volume 10

Hello again followers of my bliggity blog . Yes it has now been a week since my last posting and there has still been no story involving Kor'Tar and company . Well , I've been stuck on ideas for that for one , and for two my middle name is procrastination (really it's Robert, hey look at that some of you learned something new! *ding!*) .

Further more I came down with a head cold yesterday afternoon which is kicking my ass , so .... while I sip some hot tea , and maybe some juice , and eat some soup , and watch some DVDs , I'll give you the latest chapter of Wil Wheaton's Memory of the Futurecast Volume 10 which takes on "Hide and Q" this week .

Yes it uses foul language of course so keep that in mind around those with tender ears .

Plenty of humor and fun to be had with this one as well , as well as copious amounts of bell ringing .

I don't recall the MB size of it but it does run for about 17 minutes , so it shouldn't crash your system , (I mean hell, I can download this and I have a 10 year old dell with very little memory space left)

So before I begin babbling any more than I should here's the link before I forget it .

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/files/010_memories_futurecast.mp3

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Memories of the Futurecast Volume 9

So after working a 14 hour day at the local elections office , aka a methodist church's activity room . I am totally and completely zapped for energy today , which means I'd really love to take Kor'Tar and Terla and the rest of my U.S.s. Kahless action figures off the shelf and preform another act in their story , but my mind has turned to putty , a very , un-silly putty to boot , more like zombie putty , mmmmmm...brains.....what was I saying?

Oh yeah .... so instead , to give everyone another tastytreat for the ears , I am linking to Wil wheaton's latest Memories of the Futurescast which takes on "The Battle"

Many F-bombs are dropped in this one and other NSFW refrences so needless to say , if you know anyone who is easily offended or have kiddies around , leave the headphones plugged in to your speakers .

I think this weighs in at around 14 ish MB

and I think it runs for about 20 odd minutes there abouts

So strap in , lay back in your easy chair pop some popcorn , get your soda pop , or favorite adult beverage going , and prepare to be entertained by Uncle Willie!

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/files/009_memories_futurecast.mp3

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

My Journey as a Writer

I didn't start out loving to write . In fact in grade school I grew to loathe writing assignments , becuase I had a huge lack of experince in writing , and I found it was much more easy for me to talk , and talk about things I was interested in, than to write 2 pages or more on some subject that I was just introduced to and couldn't care less about .

So I'd find ways to try to plod my way through my assignments . Then in high school , one of my friends was moving out of town , and she left me her email address before she left .

So I'd use my lunch periods to go to the library , get online and email her back and forth since at home we didn't have a computer at the time .

Eventually the gaps between the times my friend and I would talk be would wind up being so vast I would wind up having alot to say to her , so I'd discover I could write more and more , and it would be effortless and I wouldn't have to rack my brains to do it .

Now as it has been said , to become a good writer you must read with a voracious hunger to see how it is done . So I began checking out books from the school library , biographies of William Shatner and George Takei , Star Trek : Federation , the novelizations of numerous episodes and movies of Star Trek , and some books called something like "the Best of Star Trek" that had all kinds of interesting short stories about different ways fans would express their love of star trek .

Well eventually I wound up dropping out and getting my GED simply because I couldn't get my brain to comprehend Algebra no matter how hard I tried .

So that was about the time that my parents and I just weren’t getting along at all and reading and writing wasn’t really on my priority lists of things to do . So I stopped and just tried earning a living and tried living away from home for a time .

Eventually , I wound up losing my job and had to move back home .

So after a time I began walking around the city streets in the middle of the night just to try to quell my restless spirit by allowing my legs and mind to roam . Evnetually during these escapades I’d wind up in places like Denny’s or Ihop and I’d get a cup of coffee and hang out there while I got my second wind .

Also , with the brillance of my mind at the time I’d go inside 24 hour stores and wander around , and began doing this a lot , and eventually started shoplifting things . Nothing that could be resold for a profit on the black market , but stupid things like magazines , candy , DVDs, CDs and the like .

Well the more I did it the more complacent I got , and that made me care less and eventually I wound up getting caught by store security at a Kroger’s Grocery Store . I stuffed a Maxim and FHM mag down my pants and tried walking out with them and one of their undercover security gaurds caught me and they took me into the back office , took my photo , banned me from the store and called the cops . The police wrote me a ticket since it was my first offense (like a class C misdomeanor) and I wound up having to do like 13 days community service or something like that .

But some how the line of communication got crossed and I wound up with a warrant and and to spend time in lock up because I missed a day or two of community service .

So I spent 11 days behind bars with felons and hard timers down town.

The day of my trail arrived and my cout appointed attorney showed up and told me

“When you go before the judge plead “No contest” and you’ll be out by this evening .”

So that sounded great to me , because I hated life on the inside , so the time of the trail came that that’s what I plead , the judge gave me time served and I was released later on in the day .

What my court appointed atterny failed to mention was this , No contest is basically the same thing as pleading guilty .

So anytime after that any time I’d apply for a job , I’d never get a call back , because jobs don’t hire thieves .

So I was back living at home and unable to work .

And like I said my parents and I don’t always get along . Well there was one night my father and I were having words with each other and he was standing in my way , I asked him to move and he didn’t , so I pushed him out of my way with my left hadn which is my weak hand .

So my dad got pissed and told my mom to call the law to get me out of there for the night .

Well , here’s the thing my Dad was older than 60 at the time and the law sees my young self pushing a 60 year old man as injury to the eldery , which is a 3rd degree felonly .

So suddenly I find my self back at the dowtown jail with the spectere of a prison sentence constantly hanging over my head .

Well each day dragged by , days turned into weeks , and weeks into months , and still no word on a court date being set , my Dad would visit me each and every Sunday .

The only entertainment options when locked up are whats on tv which 9 time out of 10 would either be the cable channel BET which plays hip-hop videos all the time , which is great if you’re a fan of hip hop , but I can’t stand it . Or playing poker , spades , chess or whatever other games , and I soon discovered that I sucked at all of those games .

The other options were going out into the gym and shooting and under deflated basketball into a bent netless hoop . I became alright , but it just wasn’t what really spoke to me .

But I soon discovered , in my search for something to keep me from tearing the thick latex paint off the walls , that once each week trustees from the library would come down with a cart of book and put out about 50 or 60 books out on a windowsill looking into the gym for us .

So I’d always go and look for any Star Trek , and of course I’d never find any .

But I’d find books by Stephen King , I also read the LOTR trillogy , the Slience of the Lambs series .

I found that I really enjoyed reading and it was a great escape from my reality I was living behind bars .

Well eventually I found out that my Dad called the prosecuting attorney , and told her that he only wanted me out for the night and didn’t expect it to snowball into what it became and with his talk to her , the state dropped their case against me and I was released back into the free world .

So I came back home , and quit walking around in the middle of the night and getting myself into trouble .

Well a few years later we moved out of an aprtment complex in a bad neighboorhood after I heard 8 shoots from a sawed off shot gun out side my bedroom window and not 5 minutes later some one kicked open our front door and it wasn’t the cops , but some guy .

So we went looking through classifieds and kept our eyes peeled for other places to live elsewhere .

We eventually found a place , and my Dad and I rented a Uhaul Truck over a summer weekend and we got our stuff up from there and into the new apartment .

After about 6 months I decided to quit smoking because the state was going up on taxes for smokes a dollar a pack .

My dad soon after I quit smoking , took me to the pawn shop on a mission after finding a computer , partly as a reward and also partly as way to reconnect with my sister in law who we had lost contact with after her and my brother’s estrangement .

So I knew of myspace from some of my RL friends so I went and found it online and decided to create an account , this one . I was looking to maybe get lucky and be able to talk with celebrities from Star Trek , which I soon found wasn’t very likely , and to maybe find a girlfriend .

Along the way I began getting friend requests from Rpers of the Star Trek realm . The more I added the more I read their work the more I wanted to be a part of it but I had no idea how to get involved or how to start . So I began just trying small RPs with some Rpers until I started becoming comfortable with it .

Then , I decided it was time to create my character and Kor’Tar was born from that .

After a while I noticed something . Here I was writing , something I loathed doing when I was a child , but instead of moaning and groaning about it , I was relishing it . I’m still nowhere near as skilled as I’d like to be as a writer , but I am going to keep on doing it , because I can only improve with practice .

Other folks are blessed with skills that I wasn't such as athletics , I enjoy watching sports , but I am useless when I rty to play them . Some folks are blessed with musical talent , and I love music , but I can't play anything or sing to save my life .

I've found that I can write though . I've found that is what I enjoy doing . I can draw , though I am way out of practice with it . The only way a person will get good at what they enjoy doing is to take any freetime they might have and practice at their art like it is their second job .

I, being my lazy , procrastinating self , don't write as often as I should , but that comes with being a writer sometimes for me . sometimes everything I can say has been said . Then there are days like to day , when my mind is going 90 to nothing and it feels like i;ve got to get some of it written down before it all escapes me .

So while I continue finding my way as writer enjoy my journey along by my side as I find my way , one blog at a time .

Memories of the Futurecast Volume 8

Hello there once more my band of brothers and sisters . I realized that my previous blog entry , while enjoyable (if I do say so myself) was meant as a Halloween themed entry , and while I think I got it done and executed it well, I uploaded it on Sunday afternoon , and Halloween isn't till Saturday .... Yeah sorry bout that folks . *facepalm*

So , since that was the Halloween adventure of Kor'Tar and his crew I thought I'd post a tasty audio treat for you all .

Wil Wheaton , you know him , you love him , and some folks during the first and second seasons of TNG started "Die , Wesley, Die!" clubs to celebrate their insane hate of a 14 year old actor who was just reading the bad dialog he was given .

Hey, did you know that Mr . Wheaton is now a writer/actor? Yup he sure is ! You can find out more about his books at his blog .

http://www.wilwheaton.typepad.com/

He has been giving audio excerpts from his latest book called Memories of the Future, (and please note , I'd do one of those code things where I highlight the name of the book in blue so you can go to a site which sells it , but I don't know how to and it's listed at the top of WW's blog)

This week's episode he reads an excerpt from TNG's 8th episode called "Justice" .

This episode review works hard to earn it's EXPLICIT tag , so don't listen to this show around the kids unless your read to have "The Talk" with them , ifyouknowwhatimean .

It weighs in at about 28.5 MB if I recall correctly and has a runtime of about 30 minutes .

So enjoy ! Next week if not sooner there will be a new Kor'Tar and Friends blog for your reading pleasure !

http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/files/008_memories_futurecast.mp3

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Dark Moon


Category: Writing and Poetry

A small rouge moon drifts , what light hits it , is absorbed causing the moon to be in perpetual state of darkness . On this moon the entity waits . It senses , it feels , a group of beings orbiting a world . Now is his chance , a chance to escape this prison , for a millenia or more since he was cast here , people had forgotten him , cast off the stories about him to myth and ledgend across the cosmos , but they shall learn to either worship and serve him or to perish . He senses the vessel carrying these puny creatures , all concerned with their own dull and plodding lives . He summons the energy and waits for the right time to lash out .

Kor’Tar and Terla made their way to the Kahless trasporter room when the deck beneath their feet lurched and threw them into the bulkhead causing all the lights in the cooridor to darken . Energy which looked like red lightning ran through all the computer consoles before leaving them darkened .

Kor’Tar and Terla impacted the floor , hard . Kor’Tar groped around in the dark for purchase and found the hand rail on the cooridor and lifted Terla and himself up . Kor’Tar opened one of the wall panel storage lockers and pulled out a light, a medkit , a portable power supply, and a magnetic door latch opener .

He turned on the light and shone it around him self and Terla . There was a nasty bump on her ridges forming which was bleeding , Kor’Tar healed it with the dermal regenerator .

“Are you alright ?” he asked .

“I’m fine , what happened?” She asked with a confused look .

“I haven’t a clue , but something has caused a power surge and made ship to lose all power in a matter of seconds , we’ve got to find our way to the Jefferies Tube , then make our way to the Engineering section , maybe we can restore secondary power once we are there .” He said .

As he did the back up power kicked in . Illuminating the cooridor to hlaf of what it had been before .

“Well , looks like the back up generators have kicked in after all , that saves us a trip . Let’s go to the brdge and see if they have any answers .” Kor’Tar said

They walked down the cooridor and they found engineering crewman Stacy Masda working on one of the bio-nueral gel packs .

“Crewman Masada , what happened ?” Kor’Tar asked her .

She put down her hydrospanner and picked up her tricorder and handed it to him .

“A highly disruptive EM field shorted out the ship’s systems , it has nearly fried the gel packs , but I have managed to restore 50 % power to the life support systems . Sensors , weapons , and the warp drive are currently offline though . ,” She reported .

Kor’Tar overlooked the data on the tricorder as he listened to her report and nodded handing it back to her .

“Very good , keep working on it crewman , I’ll head to the bridge and dispatch an engineering team to the affected sections .” He said .

“Aye sir!” she went back to working on the gel pack and the surrounding housing .

Kor’Tar and Terla turned and began heading back to the Turbolift but as they turned the corner they heard Crewman Masada’s voice .

“No , no , get away , back up NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

Kor’Tar and Terla raced back to where she had been and found her curled up in the fetal position . Terla checked her for a pulse , there was none . She took a tricorder out from the medkit and scanned Masada , “Kor’Tar , if I read this thing right , she’s …dead !” She said with a bit of shock in voice .

Kor’Tar took the tricorder and read the scan for himself and confirmed the grim news .

“You’ve read it right , we need to take her body to sickbay and allow Dr. Binion to do an autopsy , we need to know what took a healthy 19 year old and killed her . ,” Kor’Tar said while looking down at the fallen crewman .

Doctor Binion reviewed the power level readings on his equipment , they were only at half power .

“Dammit , that’s gonna have to do for now . Where is that damn nurse at anyway? ” he said to no one in particular .

He turned back looking at the biobeds and saw body after body lined up on each bed , covered with a sheet , the biobeds had been empty the last time he checked .

He walked over to the nearest biobed and pulled back the sheet , and saw something he hadn’t expected . It was the mangled body of Ensign Saunders , the first patent he lost be when he was assigned to the hospital ship U.S.S. John Peter Smith during the early days of the Dominion War .

Every day he had to deal with more and more dead or barely living officers , it had a profound effect on him , even his wife said he wasn’t the same and she eventually filed for divorce and took their daughter with her when she moved out . Marcus eventually worked past his demons of the war , but looking at the dead Ensign with his cold dead eyes staring back up to him brought it all back to him again .

He walked over to the other bodies and pulled back the sheets , Lt . Regan , Crewman Xin , Commander Davidson , and Lt. J.G. Shipley . All cases he worked on during the first day on the front lines of the Dominion War .

He stood there with his hand over his mouth agape , when he heard the sickbay doors slide open he turned to see who was there , quickly while reaching for a phaser , he brought it up and aimed it .

Kor’Tar put his hands in the air , “It’s just me Marcus , Kor’Tar .” he said .

Marcus put down the phaser and looked at the biobeds behind him and they were empty once more.

“Sorry sir I’m just a bit jumpy , what can I help you with ?” He said meekly .

Kor’Tar and Terla carried in the body of Crewman Masada and placed it on the main biobed .

“I need you to perform an autopsy , I want to know what killed this young woman .” Kor’Tar said .

“I’ll have the results to you within the hour .” , he said .

“Thank you , Marcus , I’ll be on the bridge , call if you should need anything .” Kor’Tar said with concern for his old friend .

Billy O’Dell hid under the desk in the ready room , clutching the stuffed owl given to him by Nurse Joran so long ago . He faerd the sounds of disruptor fire , and photonic motars exploding around him . He heard they heavy footfalls of Jem-Hadar soilders and he peeked over the desk as he saw officers being slayed right and left by the Jem’Hadar .

He knew it was a flashback but this was one of the most vivid flashbacks he had seen in a long time , most would send him groping for a bottle of spirits to dull the sensations , but this one had him looking for cover and something to defend himself with , and a stuffed owl wasn’t going to do it . He looked around cautiously to make sure no one was watching .

“Sorry Mr. Hooters , I don’t have a choice .” he said to the stuffed bird .

He tore at the stitching in the back of the stuffed owl and reached inside the stuffing and produced a dagger in a sheath , he pulled the dagger out from the sheath and looked at his reflection in the high polsihed metal of the jagged blade .

He heard noises , footfalls coming toward the desk , they had found him he waited for the last possible moment then leaped out from under the desk screaming like a banshee and stabbing at the air like crazy .

Kor’Tar dodged the attack and grabbed Billy’s wrist and instinctively head butted him knocking him out cold . Kor’Tar took the blade and placed it back in it’s sheath .

Terla saw what had happened , “Are you alright?” she asked .

“Yes , I’m fine , but Billy is going to need something for a headache I’m sure . He’s had multiple flashbacks since the Dominion war , but they have never resulted in violence before .” Kor’Tar said looking down at Billy who was now half mumbling and half singing ….

“…searching for my lost shaker of salt , salt , salt . Some my say there’s a woman to blame , but I know , that it’s nobodies fault!”

He got interrupted by the sound of the intercom “Binion to Kor’Tar , come in!”

Kor’Tar hit the keypad on the desk “Kor’Tar here , report Doctor .”

“After examining Crewman Masada and running multiple tests I have determined that she was scared to death . He adrinialine , and muscel tension say that much and her neural activity was off the scale when she died , I think there is something at work here , that feeds off our fears . If you hadn’t come in and interupted me I most likely would have wound up dead . I was being subjected to memories which I thought were long dead and buried . We are all vunerable to these attacks sir . I advise caution , and not to give into fear , because that will only fuel the energy field’s patterns .” , Doctor Binion reported .

“Understood Doctor , Kor’Tar out!” he closed the channel .

Terla looked over at Kor’Tar, “What are going to do ?” she inquired .

Kor’Tar rose with a steely determination and walked out onto the bridge an opened a channel to all decks .

“We have been subjected to as many of you have been able to surmise , an energy field which can reach into your subconsious making you face old memories and terrible fears . It feeds off the engery of terror . If we are to survive this , do not give into your feeling of fear , but instead face what the energy field shows you with a brave face , we will make it through this , of that I have no doubt . Kor’Tar out !” Kor’Tar closed the comm channel and turned to look at Terla , but she was gone as was the bridge replaced by an island of bones on a river of blood with flames burning bright orange all around illuminating the smoke filled sky to a browinish amber hue .

A being , 8 foot tall , with cloven hooves , and bare muscular chest , a wide row of shark like teeth dripping with drool and a ridged forehead with large bony spikes along the edges, approached .

Kor’Tar looked at him and knew who he was right away , “Feklar , Master of Gre-thor . And here all these years I thought the story was a myth produced by clerics to push their own agendas onto the masses .” Kor’Tar said looking up at the snarling beast un-impressed .

“That was my greatest desption of all , convincing the masses I do not exsist so they can do my bidding without question .” Feklar growled .

Kor’Tar stared into the black eyes of the beast , “Well it is obvious to me you exisist , you are standing before me , but I thought Kahless , if I recall the myth correctly defeated you and cast you down to the fires of Gre’thor to stay for all eternity.”

“You recollection of the writings are accurate Kor’Tar, son of B’RoQ , but as all religious tombs do , some very important parts were left out by the authors . You see , I have many names and many faces , Satan , Lucifer , Beelzebub , Roktarin , El nalli , Brodunn , and the list goes on and on . I have presented myself to many cultures throughout the eons , some have worshipped me like a god , and some refused to , to them I caused great torment , as I will your crew now!” He said as flames appeared in his eyes and his hands began to glow red emiting red lightning to the sky causing hot coals to rain down from the clouds . Black and red dragons circled above his tall spikey head

Kor’Tar looked him straight in the eye, unflinching , “You know , Feklar , the reason people stopped believeing and worshipping you is for the simple fact , we don’t need you. We have found that good and evil isn’t as simple as what is written in a book but how each individual handels the day to day tasks .” as Kor’Tar talked the flames began to die down and the river of blood dried up , and the bones of the island turned to dust .

Feklar began shrinking “No , you will worship me , you have no choice for I am your master heed my words or face my wrath!”

Kor’Tar looking at Feklar , “I will not offer you my worship , only pity , for a sad little being that needs such constant validation .”

Feklar shrunk more at this and was shrinking faster still , “I warned you , now face my wrath P’TaQ!” Feklar outstreacthed both of his clawed arms and fired a red electric pulse at Kor’Tar , which kor’Tar rolled out of the way from , pulling his phaser and firing it at him .

“Go…to …HELLL!!!!” he said as the bright orange beam hit Feklar and vaporized him as he screamed his dying breath , “AAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

As Feklars body desintergrated the vision of Gre-thor soon melted away , replaced by the reality of the bridge of the Kahless and his lover and crew looking at him .

The power came back on fully , and all the systems responded in fully operational condition .

Lt. Commander Terrell looked at the console in front of her , “All power has been fully restored , sir what happened ?”

Kor’Tar looked wistfully at the viewscreen then at Terla , “I’m not sure , but whatever it was , I doubt we’ll be hearing from it any time soon .”

Kor’Tar heard the sound of the Ready Room doors open and out came Billy rubbing a bump on his forehead , Kor’Tar looked at him and said with a smirk , “Morning glory , you like hell !”

“Ugh , it feels like a helicopter used my face for a landing pad .” He said rubbing the goose egg on his forehead .

“You’d better have Marcus take a look at that . I’ll see you all later , Terla and I need to get back home .”

The moon left orbit of Qo’Nos and was reinfused with it’s cargo . The entity was enraged , but was now trapped once again . It’s energy depleted , his worshippers gone . He waits as the moon makes it’s way through the cosmos once more .

Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)


Category: Writing and Poetry

The sound of the comm signal from Terla’s console in her bedroom awoke Kor’Tar out of a blissful sleep . He carefully took his arm off of Terla’s shoulders , and placed the blanket around her so she wouldn’t chill . Kor’Tar was putting on his uniform pants and shirt when the chime of the comm rang again .

“Grrrowl . I’m coming dammit!!” He said with an annoyed glare at the flashing screen .

Kor’Tar rubbed the sleep from his eyes and sat his large frame down in the chair at the desk and activated the screen . Commander O’Dell appeared .

“Commodore Kor’Tar , the Kahless is now in orbit . We are ready to receive the Romulan refugee …..” He trailed off and noticed the look on Kor’Tar’s face , “Uh….I’ve caught you at a bad time , haven’t I?” He said with uncertainty and just a hint of fear .

“It’s quite alright Billy , we’ll signal for you in one hour to beams us aboard . Kor’Tar out!” He said cutting off the screen .

He rubbed his face wearily and turned on the over head lights , illuminating the once darkened quarters . He walked over to Terla and gently shook her shoulder .

“Terla …it’s time to wake up , we need to get ready so we can drop off the Romulan and I can give you a tour of the Kahless .” He said quietly to her as he shook her shoulder .

She rolled over and mumbled something unintelligible , making no apparent moves in getting up .

Kor’Tar was getting frustrated at this then had an idea . He went down to the foot of the bed and grabbed the bottom of the sheet and blanket , he took a deep breath and in one hard tug pulled them both off of Terla’s nude body . She groaned as she woke up and looked around for the blanket and sheet and saw her lover there at the foot of the bed clutching both in his hands with a wicked smirk on his face .

“P’TaQ! Give those back!” she shouted .

Kor’Tar walked over to the closet and pulled on her uniforms out and tossed it to her .

“I have a better idea , get dressed , and we’ll transport the Romulan to the Kahless and I’ll give you a guided tour …..” he walked over to her and held out the uniform to her , “including the Captain’s Quarters if you wish .”

She yanked the uniform from his hands and began putting it on , “Very well , I have never been aboard a Federation vessel before , it should prove to be an interesting diversion .”

She pulled on her boots and clasped her belt and stood from the bed , “I am ready , take me to your starship .” Terla said after giving Kor’Tar a kiss .

“In just a moment .” Kor’Tar pulled out his hand held communicator , “Kor’Tar to the medical center , is Sub-Commander Taurin ready ?”

“Yes , is recovered and in some fresh clothes and is ready for transport .” Doctor Kemra replied .

“Thank you , doctor . Please inform him to standby , Kor’Tar out .” He closed the channel and pulled out his Starfleet comadge from a pocket .

“Kor’Tar to the Kahless , lock on to my signal , the Klingon female to my right and the Romulan who is currently being held at the medical center .”

“Aye sir , I have a lock on all three signals .” Chief Sulu replied .

“Energize.” Kor’Tar commanded .

The annular confinement beam lit up the area around Kor’Tar and Terla and the sound of the hum of transport as they were taken from the surface into the transporter room of the Kahless along side of Taurin .

Commander O’Dell, Dr. Binion, and Lt. Cmdr. Lisa Terrell were there to greet them .

Kor’Tar stepped down off the transporter platform with Terla in hand “Commander Billy O’Dell , Doctor Marcus Binion , Lt. Cmdr. Lisa Terrell allow me to she who is my mate , Terla .” he said proudly .

The Doctor , Commander, and the Lt. slightly bowed , and said in unison, “Ma’am .”

“Taurin , if you’ll go with Doctor Binion he’ll give you a customary exam , then someone will show you to your guest quarters .,” Kor’Tar said to the Romulan who nodded and left with the Doctor .

Commander O’Dell watched as as they left, “Sir , could I talk with you alone for a few moments?”

“Yes , Commander Terrell , take Terla on a tour of the ship , I’ll join you both shortly .,”

The security chief nodded , “Aye sir . This way ma’am .”

They both left as Kor’Tar and Commander O’Dell left for the ready room .

“What’s on your mind Billy?” Kor’Tar asked as he sat down in one of the chairs in front of the desk in the ready room .

Billy poured himself a cup of Raktengo, “Would you like a cup?” he asked .

“Sure , I’ll have one .” Kor’Tar replied .

Billy poured one for the Klingon and handed it to him then took a long sip off his .

“Sir , sometimes , I feel uncertain sitting in the captain’s chair . Like there is some big catastrophe just waiting on me to make it happen .” He said looking out the window .

Kor’Tar stood from his chair and joined him in gaze out at Qo’NoS and took a sip of his coffee .

“Billy, you know what makes a starship commander a good one ? It isn’t his hours of training and study , it’s his instinct . And when you feel like you don’t have all the answers , which will happen , a lot . That’s when you ask your subordinates for their opinions , because that is one of the reasons they are there is to help you as their commander find the answers . How have your flashbacks been ?” Kor’Tar asked .

“They still come to me at the worst times , sometimes triggered by a sight , smell , sound , then I’m back there at the outpost while being raided by Jem’Hadar .” , Billy replied looking out the window coldly .

“Billy , I know how you feel about counselors , but Starfleet Medical has treatment programs for officers in your condition . You should at least give it a try .” Kor’Tar said looking at his XO with concern .

“I’ve been thinking of arranging an appointment with John for awhile now , but I’ve been procrastinating .” Billy admitted .

Kor’Tar reached over the desk to the comm panel and hit the button “Kor’Tar to Counselor Styles , when do you have an open spot in your schedule ?”

“I have one now , sir . Why do you ask?” , John responded .

“Good , come into the Ready Room , you patient is waiting .” , Kor’Tar said with a gleam in his eye looking over at billy while he slumped in his chair defeated . “You can thank me later !” Kor’Tar said .

Doctor Binion finished his scan of the Romulan , “You are healthy and the leg has healed fully . Nurse Joran , would you show Taurin to the guest quarters please?”

A slender young Orion female in a uniform two sizes too small slunk her way up to the biobed , licking her green lips .

“Yes Doctor “ she said in a breathy voice as she eyed the Romulan up and down as she took him by his arm into the corridor .

Taurin , had never met with an Orion though he had heard plently of tales of them from various sources over the years , his palms began to sweat and his heart began to pound .

“So….. your an Orion?” , he asked nervously .

“Yes , what of it ?” she inquired breathly licking her lips as they walked and slightly unzipping the collar of her uniform .

“Is it true what they say about Orion females , being able to drive men crazy with their pharomonal output ?” He asked .

“I don’t know , I’ve never noticed . Do you feel an effect of some kind?” D’raako asked leaning up against the wall next to the threshold of Taurin’s assigned quarters while rubbing her neck and clavicle breathing heavily .

Taurin replied by kissing her hard , and she kissed him back as they both intertwined their arms and legs as the door to the guest quarters closed behind them .

Kor’Tar caught up with Terla and Commander Terrell in one of the science labs , “I’ll take over from here Lisa , dismissed . ,” He ordered .

“Aye sir , it was a pleasure meeting you ma’am !”, Lisa said .

“Likewise Commander!” , Terla said in response .

Terrell left as Terla watched her leave , “She is a woman of honor , and she as the rest of the crew also , speaks very highly of you . I have seen much of this ship , engineering , the cargo bays , shuttle bays , the science labs …”

“Ahh , then you have not seen the Holodecks or bridge yet?” Kor’Tar asked .

“No I haven’t , take me to them .” Terla said .

“Right this way , Holodeck 3 is just around the corner .” Kor’Tar said with a smile on his face .

They arrived in front of the large holodeck doors and Kor’Tar hit one of the controls on the arch panel and brought up a program .

The doors opened into a jungle environment with heavy fog with streaks of sunlight breaking through the canopy of trees above . Two Bat’Leths appeared on a rock beside them .

Kor’Tar picked both up and handed one to Terla , they both brought them to the ready as they slowly walked through the overgrown forest .

Kor’Tar heard a rustling over his shoulder and a large humanoid creature in armor with a bone skull with sharp teeth attacked him swinging a large tribal axe at him , korTar blocked the axe with his bat’leth and began fighting with the creature .

Terla was about to help when a second creature came at her with a broadsword .

Kor’Tar struggled against the creature for a minute but found an opening and sliced the creature in two at the torso causing glowing green blood to spill and the two halves to fall and then disappear , leaving only the axe . Kor’Tar picked it up and threw it to Terla , who’s bat’leth had now been split in two by her creature’s attack.

Terla caught it and quickly defeated her foe by slicing it’s head off with the axe . She crouched over the body and howled into the air as she threw it down .

“This is a good program!!” she growled through her teeth .

Kor’Tar finished the tour up on the main bridge , Terla looked over the layout and went directly to the Captain’s chair which was vacant and sat down .

“Such power at your command , I do not see how you keep going insane with all the weaponry you have at your control .,” She said as she rubbed the armrests with her hands.

“It can be a challenge at times .” Kor’Tar said as he heard the doors to the Ready Room open

“OUT!!” Billy screamed at John .

John backed out slowly , “Billy , just put down the stuffed owl and talk to me .”

“You leave Mr . Hooters out of this!!!” he said while covering the ears of the stuffed bird.

Kor’Tar looked over at Billy , “You alright ?”, he asked .

“Yeah , I’m good ….” He pointed an accusatory finger at John , “But he wants me to get rid of Mr. Hooters!”

“There’s no telling what kind of diseases are on that thing , and no telling what kinda germs are on that filthy thing , it is biohazard !” John said .

“You quit talking about Mr. Hooters like that , you’ll hurt his feelings!!” Billy said still covering the Owl’s ears .

“Have you two got a handle on this ?” Kor’Tar asked as Terla chuckled at the display .

“Yes , as long as I can keep Mr . Hooters !” Billy said defiantly .

Kor’Tar sighed and rolled his eyes , “John , It seems to be a good coping mechanism for him and he isn’t harming anyone by doing it . I say let him keep Mr. Hooters .”

Billy replied by sticking his tounge out at John . “Nyaaahhh!” .

Kor’Tar shook Billy’s hand , “We’re heading back down to the surface now , I’ve still got two weeks of leave left , and I’d like to take advantage of them while I still can .”

“Good sir , if you decide to call again we’re going to be in the sector !”

Down is the guest quarters the Romulan woke up sore and satisfied , he hadn’t been prepared for the voracious sexual appitie of the Orion nurse . He quietly tried to ease himself out of the bed without waking her , but he failed as she stirred and her eyes opened .

She jumped on top of him , “Where do you think your going ?” , and she kissed him hard.

He looked up helplessly at the ceiling as he kissed her back thinking “Help me!”